Italian Coachbuilder's  $263K Custom Ram - The Aznom Atulux

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 05/16/2018 at 17:01 • Filed to: Customs

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:08

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I... Don’t hate it

MonkeePuzzle > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:11

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I am not interested in what you are selling

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 17:12

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MonkeePuzzle 05/16/2018 at 17:13

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Joke’s on you. It’s already sold to a Miami Drug dealer.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:13

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This is the future

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 17:14

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*checks list* - well, let’s see. It’s a BOF sedan limo with wood, suede and a minibar. I think it would be wrong to hate it.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:14

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This product has both Mergio and I fully behind it. Mostly because I like the idea of pitching a $263K Ram to someone.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:15

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Miami Drug dealer. Urban entrepreneur 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/16/2018 at 17:16

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I don’t want this future!

fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:16

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Over a quarter of a million USD? This makes a G65 look sensible.

HammerheadFistpunch > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:21

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2wd and lowered substantially and it could work. Right now it just looks wrong.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:22

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Is that....

...is that an esspresso maker in the back?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/16/2018 at 17:22

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It’s Italian. What else would you expect? A beer keg?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:24

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So you spend $250k for the outside to look like a $22k Ram with a fancy bed cap? I mean the interior looks incredible but you’ve lost all the pickup functionality.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:24

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What if the Cullinan moved to Alabama State for a Semester in a picture

TysMagic > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:25

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They make a ? mark in the video @ 30 seconds (I don’t have audio on) as if to say it doesn’t even know what it is

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:28

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The inside does look like a nice place to be, but good god at what cost.

and 100 more > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/16/2018 at 17:29

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“What do you call this new, inventive body-style?”

We call it the a CDAM, or Cargo-Divided Activity Motorcar, or if you prefer, some of us like to pronounce it “see-dam”, for short. Funny story about that, we had this intern, Dave, who was taking down meeting minutes once, and he somehow erased part of the name of this new body-style, and when he was reading the minutes back to me later, he pronounced it see- dan instead. And I’m like, “See Dan? I don’t even know who Dan is!”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > and 100 more 05/16/2018 at 17:34

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I’d call it Yacht

Wacko > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:36

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This finally answers the question nobody asked.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:36

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 05/16/2018 at 17:38

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It’s that the Bently Bentayga , the Rolls Royce Cullinan or the Maybach SUV or does anything even matter anymore?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:44

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Aznom is the company that will use whale penis leather if you request it and it is available.

PatBateman > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 17:45

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This post is making feel kinda arsony.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/16/2018 at 17:46

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And an espresso machine!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 18:02

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I...I like it

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 18:03

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It could just be the RAM you posted but from a different angle for what I care. Let’s say it is.

Spasoje > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 18:07

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I hate it... If the back were done like a regular full-size SUV instead of a sedan, however, I’d probably really like it.

PS9 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 18:10

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No. Just... Just no.

PS9 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/16/2018 at 18:11

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Nuke the present to save us from this hideous future, then.

Ssfancyfresh > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 18:12

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It’s glorious

PS9 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/16/2018 at 18:12

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I thought that was DARTZ?

camarov6rs > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 18:12

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If you build it they will come...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PS9 05/16/2018 at 18:14

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You are correct. I jumped to conclusion without researching.

PS9 > PatBateman 05/16/2018 at 18:18

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Arson won’t burn away the steel. Someone might salvage the remains. No, we need something more...permanent.

Drop the reclaimer out of orbit, have it claw this monstrosity away, shove it down the spinning steel hammer crusher inside the reclaimer, autopilot the reclaimer and remains into the sun. Problem = solved.

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 18:21

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Photoshopped Avalanche

ranwhenparked > HammerheadFistpunch 05/16/2018 at 18:31

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Ive been saying that for years. We could easily have our big landyachts back if automakers just lowered their full-size pickups and grafted on a notchback rear body.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 19:59

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10/10 would smoke a blunt in the backseat.

Also, would have a ton of trouble getting out of since the seats are so far behind the doors.

diplodicus forgot his password > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 20:38

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Im no coachbuilder but wouldn’t it be easier to start with a Durango?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > diplodicus forgot his password 05/16/2018 at 21:09

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I mean pretty sure that third window is the third window from a Durango

Tapas > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 05/17/2018 at 02:10

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This is what I came here to post.

pip bip - choose Corrour > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/17/2018 at 04:13

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Mergio’s?